11/9/09

Never

Once again, my mom went out of town and it was a huge slap in the face about how much she does.
It made me never want to be a mom & never have kids.
I decided long ago that if I did have kids, I'd just sent them off to a special child camp until they were to a bearable age . . . maybe like eight, and then I'd take it from there.
There is no such thing as just the terrible twos,
it's the terrible ones
twos
threes
fours
fives
sixes . . .
you get the point.
kudos mom!
I don't know how or why you do it!

2 comments:

  1. this one time...i took you to fred meyer (babysitting you for your mom) & of course right when we got to the front of the line you had to go pee, so i told you to wait. you peed everywhere ~ puddles. so i paid & left the store. i asked for an extra sack for you to sit in on the ride home. you screamed the entire time. that day i vowed never to have kids.

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  2. you know how i always tell you that's it's different when they are your own because you just love them sooo much? yea that's pretty much a lie...it's still hard, hard, hard!;D
    thanks for giving me a much needed break every once in a while..it's the only thing that keeps me from running away and changing my name so you all can't ever find me!!;D
    love you girlie.

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