Blondest Brunette

I go to a place called Flyerz Cheerleading Gym every week for a stunting class. There's kids from American Fork High that attend and BYU students.

It great fun. The boys we work with are super strong and very good... cheerleader men... people.

But... they like to make fun of anyone and everyone possible.

You've really gotta watch what you say around these guys, cause one stupid comment could make you the target of their awful teasing.

I'm not so smart... and didn't really think before I spoke.

Which has earned me the name 1/3.

Here, I'll tell you the story.

So when it comes to my ethnicity, I have no idea what's going on!! I usually just tell people I'm a bit white, a bit black, and a bit Indian.

Well, one of my friends Matt at stunting asked me exactly how much of each I was.

Me: I'm 1/3 of each.

Matt: Uh, really? Are you sure?

Me: Yeah, I think I would know.

Matt: Okay, whatever you say.

Me: Why don't you think I know?

Matt: You have three parents?

Me: No, what are you talking about?

Matt: Well, if your trying to tell me you're 1/3 black, 1/3 white, and 1/3 indian, it must mean you had one indian parent, one black parent and one white parent... that doesn't work.

Me: Oh...

From now on, whenever I get mad, all the guys at the gym say, "Oh don't worry, she's only 1/3 mad."

Or.. When I told Matt I was attending Snow College, he said "Snow is white. Kinda like how you're 1/3 white."

The jokes never end...

Just be warned, think before you speak, or you might end up looking like the biggest blondest brunette.