Early Morning Beat Down

So y'all have heard about Anne Parkes, my roommate.

(If not, catch up and read about her below).

She's a riot, and sometimes I just want to beat her, and sometimes I do.

I was on the phone with my boyfriend Michael the other day and trying to walk up the stairs to get away from all of the noise downstairs.

She was standing about five steps from the bottom of the stairs and as I tried to pass she grabbed my leg. I kept trying to shake her off, but she just held on tighter...

so I turned around and judo kicked her right in the stomach sending her down the rest of the stairs.

So she got revenge.

My roommates got up really early this morning to go to the temple and do baptisms.

I slept.

When they all got back around 7:00, I was still mostly asleep. Ya know, in that state where your delirious and not sure if you're still dreaming or not.

I was asleep until "Eye of the Tiger" started blasting outside of my door.

Obviously it was Anne Parkes.

After a few failed attempts of yelling at her to turn it off, I got out of bed and stormed to the door.

There on the ground was MY Ipod and MY Ipod dock, blasting music at 7 in the morning.

She was hiding in my other roommates bedroom and when I found her, and then continued to beat on her.

I love starting my day off in such a fun filled fashion.