Blondest Brunette

I go to a place called Flyerz Cheerleading Gym every week for a stunting class. There's kids from American Fork High that attend and BYU students.

It great fun. The boys we work with are super strong and very good... cheerleader men... people.

But... they like to make fun of anyone and everyone possible.

You've really gotta watch what you say around these guys, cause one stupid comment could make you the target of their awful teasing.

I'm not so smart... and didn't really think before I spoke.

Which has earned me the name 1/3.

Here, I'll tell you the story.

So when it comes to my ethnicity, I have no idea what's going on!! I usually just tell people I'm a bit white, a bit black, and a bit Indian.

Well, one of my friends Matt at stunting asked me exactly how much of each I was.

Me: I'm 1/3 of each.

Matt: Uh, really? Are you sure?

Me: Yeah, I think I would know.

Matt: Okay, whatever you say.

Me: Why don't you think I know?

Matt: You have three parents?

Me: No, what are you talking about?

Matt: Well, if your trying to tell me you're 1/3 black, 1/3 white, and 1/3 indian, it must mean you had one indian parent, one black parent and one white parent... that doesn't work.

Me: Oh...

From now on, whenever I get mad, all the guys at the gym say, "Oh don't worry, she's only 1/3 mad."

Or.. When I told Matt I was attending Snow College, he said "Snow is white. Kinda like how you're 1/3 white."

The jokes never end...

Just be warned, think before you speak, or you might end up looking like the biggest blondest brunette.

Wally World

I spent my Saturday night watching video's and looking at pictures online with my uncle's, aunts, dad, and mom. Not just any videos though, people of Walmart videos. It's this website full of crazy people that enter into Walmart in a fashion that no one ever should. Check it out . . .

Think those are short enough?

Clearly there is no 'no shirt no service' rule.

We all feel like she looks at one point or another.

This is definitely not okay!

How is he not embarrassed by this shirt?

And finally. . .

There's nothing manlier than yellow go-go boots!

Go look at this website, you'll laugh till you cry, I promise!

Dear Cousin Mel . . .

Very rarely do I like to brag about my intellectual smarts, or brag at all. When my mom informed me though, that she had told my cousin Mel I had gotten a 19 on my ACT test, something stirred inside of me. I was appalled that my genius cousin thought I received a 19 the first time I took the ACT, especially since I was super proud of the score I did get.

So . . .

Dear Cousin Mel,

I definitely did NOT get a 19 on my test. In fact I got a 21, which I will have you know is one of the highest scores in my school right now!

-love Mady.

P.S.

I heard you got a 29 . . . and then a 31 on your test . . . I can only dream about being that smart!

Boys Night

So tonight, I crashed boys night. My dad and all his brothers, his dad, and his uncle decided to have a boys night and go see the new movie Ninja Assassin.

First Off,

I've decided that Asians, and members of the Swat team must have much more blood flow than the average American.

. . . there was lots of blood. Not just any blood though, gushing, squirting blood.

Second,

I discovered that it is very simple to completely cut someone in half. There is no bone resistance, anywhere in the human body. Cutting a limb, or the upper half of someone's body clean off is as easy as crumpling a piece of straw in your hands.

Third,

I have found my new favorite action hero hottie!

Now, I know he's all nasty and bloody(the whole point of the movie!) in this picture, but he's dangerously cute and scary wicked with his little ninja tricks!

Okay, okay, I will not tell a lie, it twas his body that caught my eye first! haha.

And I did feel very awkward drooling over Mr. Ninja while sitting with my father and all my uncles, and my grandpa.

So here I am, telling what was going through my head:)

Creeper

Me and my friend decided not too long ago that we were going to go for Sophomores now because boys our own age are ridiculously retarded and boys older than us are too hard to get. But if we went for Sophomores, they'd just love us because we were older than them . . . it was supposed to be a fool proof plan!

Here's how it's working out so far.

My friend asked her Sophomore to a dance that is coming up. Three weeks later, after she kept bothering him about answering her back, he said no. Not only did he say no, he told her she bothered him and he didn't want to talk to her anymore.

Ouch!

Denied by a Sophie!

I like to take the creeper approach.

There is a Sophomore boy who is one of the best looking boys in the school, but I'm a giant wimp and don't dare talk to him.

Last week I was walking down the hall with a friend, and here comes hot-Sophomore-boy out of a class room, and not thinking(sometimes I do that) I yell, "Oh my gosh its Trey!" And hot-Sophomore-boy turns around, gives me a nasty dirty look (cause he has NO idea who I am) and walks away.

Now, every time I see hot-Sophomore-boy he gives me a strange look, like 'ah man there's that weird creeper that knows my name, but I have not a clue who she is'.

This situation should definitely be switched around . . .

JPG

I go to this Chiropractic office in American Fork as of late.

The place itself is . . . quaint.

The linoleum looks like it came from the 1960's, the main colors of the rooms are brown and gold, and the doctor himself is wonderfully old fashioned. He's a funny older man who actually has worked wonders with my back so far. Thanks JPG.

Anyhow, the point.

So I was in the office today, and while I'm waiting for the cashier to ring me up, I look over, and there is a girl about seven years old, completely spread eagle in a skirt, sitting on a chair, gawking at the television, picking her nose. Not just picking her nose, but I think she might have reached the outskirts of her brain.

It completed the atmosphere of the room:)

Don't get me wrong, I love Mr. JPG. He's a great guy . . . set in a strange little place.

yum yum yummy

I had a dream the other night,

far cry from Maya peeing all over the bathroom(see here for more detail!!)

This was a rather.. yummy dream, with a yummy boy in it.

Can you imagine dreaming about this!?!

(Matt Dallas... I've had a celeb crush on this guy forever!)

I saw him on a commercial and he must have stuck! isn't that a good dream?:)

Mmm let me see . . . some other good dream boys . . .

(This is who was supposed to play Jasper Cullen)

(Chase Crawford, also seen on Gossip Girl)

(Cam Gigandet, he plays James on Twilight, and is in Never Back Down)

(Sean Faris, In Never Back Down, and Forever Strong)

ah man I must stop . . .

why don't men like this exist in good old Utah...

OH curses . . .

So recently,

And I mean like 20 minutes ago,

A retard nerve popped in my head and I deleted my blog . . .

Soooo . . .

Here's the new Blog.

I'll try and make it just as funny as the other one, can't make any promises though ;)

haha..kidding..